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July 25th 2014 5,829 notes
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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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July 25th 2014 44,466 notes
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buzzfeed:

WHY IS HE SO SAD SOMEONE HUG HIM

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July 25th 2014 6,815 notes
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gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

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July 25th 2014 9,796 notes
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nyotaku:

me: every morning

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July 25th 2014 17 notes
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Anonymous: Your blog gives me hope for the human race 

cutely-perverted:

Aw you made me feel all warm inside, damn. Thanks 🌸



July 25th 2014 791 notes
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July 25th 2014 4,069 notes
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dlubes:

this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer

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July 25th 2014 97,260 notes
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moonblossom:

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viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

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July 25th 2014 323,709 notes
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justdrewforeva:

howtobeterrell:

thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

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seems familiar dont it

That face is the calm before the storm…… Advert your eyes….. Please


That mama is about to blow like the Hindenburgh

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July 25th 2014 883 notes
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“This is my boyfriend, Renly. And this is Renly’s boyfriend, Loras.”
Margaery Tyrell, A Clash of Kings (via batcows)

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