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September 02nd 2014 14,069 notes
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supersamurai91:

GIVE MEEEEEE

OOH I HAVE SOME OF THESE

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September 02nd 2014
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supersamurai91: Lol is it really everyday ? 

yes. Actually everyday. If not here, it’s okcupid. I even had some shitlord call me sexist because currently I’ll only do hookups with girls. 



September 02nd 2014 44,476 notes
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ttobe:

image

the drem„„,

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September 02nd 2014 440,780 notes
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unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

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September 02nd 2014 81,530 notes
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obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

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September 02nd 2014 34,323 notes
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September 02nd 2014 11,971 notes
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shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

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September 02nd 2014 17,301 notes
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grolia:

How to (not) protect you and your beloved from the rain with your school blazer.

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September 02nd 2014 428,042 notes
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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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September 02nd 2014 109,796 notes
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kikuul:

The way she tried to handle her keys omfg

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