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August 01st 2014 268,433 notes
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moonlightwithasideoffries:

prickisawonker:

the documentary about this whole thing is so good

i think i just read the saddest story ever???

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August 01st 2014 115,704 notes
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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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August 01st 2014 4,396 notes
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neon-taco:

poeticallyflowing:

😍😍😍

Jesus 😍

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August 01st 2014 356,799 notes
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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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August 01st 2014 138,609 notes
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thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

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August 01st 2014 169 notes
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You’ve Got Mail (1998)

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August 01st 2014 237,742 notes
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sammyinthespookytardis:

swagolasthranduilion:

courf-feyracs:

boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten

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slow clap for the doctor who fandom

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August 01st 2014 46,432 notes
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July 31st 2014 125,281 notes
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samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

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July 31st 2014 17,695 notes
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master-yota:

rauhweltbegriff:

yungterra:

destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters

IM FUCKING CRYING

Aye

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