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September 01st 2014 116,222 notes
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sowintergirl:

opn-wide:

empyreal:

Omg

Yooooooooo

wow

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September 01st 2014 170,941 notes
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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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September 01st 2014 71,753 notes
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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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September 01st 2014 10,444 notes
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Anonymous: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy? 

cutely-perverted:

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

!!!!



September 01st 2014 196,295 notes
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songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

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September 01st 2014 229,124 notes
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damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via falulu)



September 01st 2014 3,542 notes
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sun-thief-rai:

blackfashion:

Harry , 23, Paris

Tee: H&M

Wear: African jewelry

Wow. He’s beautiful.

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September 01st 2014 31,031 notes
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chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

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September 01st 2014 59,140 notes
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black-culture:

-@thesoulasylum: Black women are not a gay mans accessory to wear.

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September 01st 2014 17,859 notes
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defekait:

majortvjunkie:

who are they

the geese from Aristocats still going hard as hell

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